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24 Relatable Tweets About Love In The Time Of Coronavirus

By Kelsey Borresen

Life is different in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic. It’s affected the way we work, socialise, travel, eat — and how we love, too.

Covid-19, the disease caused by the virus, is no laughing matter, but a strong dose of humour is part of what we need to get us through a time like this.

Whether you’re single, dating, married or on the brink of divorce, we’ve rounded up 24 tweets to give you a good laugh.

“Sorry I’m practicing social distancing” is about to be the most popular break up text of 2020

— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) March 12, 2020

1.

on pace to be the first covid-19 related divorce

— not approachable (@MommaUnfiltered) March 14, 2020

2.

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don’t know what to do about her.

— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020

3.

New relationships: Netflix and Chill.

Marriage and a few kids deep relationships: Netflix and sleep.

Corona virus quarantine relationships:
Netflix and eat an entire 3 months of rations in an evening.

— Ben Bruce (@benjaminbruce) March 18, 2020

4.

“We’re not gonna survive this.”

—Me and my boyfriend, not about #coronavirus but about working from home together.

— EJ Samson (@ejsamson) March 13, 2020

5.

“I have two-ply.”
– my new dating profile

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) March 14, 2020

6.

attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”

— Johnny LaZebnik (@jlazebnik) March 10, 2020

7.

Does My Husband Still Like Me? A Coronavirus Memoir

— Megan Gailey (@megangailey) March 15, 2020

8.

You guys, my husband just made me a gin and tonic at 10:46 pm on a SUNDAY and said, “Happy Quarantine!”

I am entirely too old to have a pandemic baby.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 16, 2020

9.

[returns from long business trip]

*gives wife an awkward fist bump*

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) March 14, 2020

10.

My wife must have known about Coronavirus when she booked us separate rooms at this hotel, 6 months ago.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 18, 2020

11.

Therapist: So you’re sheltering in place..?
Me: Yes but when I have to go out, there’s always some weirdo who won’t let me social distance
Husband: I thought we agreed no name-calling

— Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) March 19, 2020

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wanted to confirm that due to the corona virus outbreak, I will not be getting married this year!

— mary beth (@marybethbarone) March 11, 2020

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For once I’m not crazy for getting mad when my bf doesn’t text back right away- right now it’s like bitch you’re not busy! What’re you doing, thinking about making soup?

— Hannah Boone (@boonecomedy) March 18, 2020

14.

Never thought uttering the phrase “I just got a case of toilet paper” would make me someone’s dream girl but here we are

— ✨WendyDarling✨ (@wendchymes) March 11, 2020

15.

I just want a man who will remain 6 feet away from me at all times

— JPo (@Peauxtassium) March 17, 2020

16.

I just told my husband how I wiped off his package and my box with disinfectant and yeah you already know why he immediately started giggling. ?

— J (@HeSlimedMeRay) March 17, 2020

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Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want

— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) March 13, 2020

18.

Can’t wait for the next holiday to use Coronavirus as a legitimate excuse to tell my family why I’m single.

— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) March 14, 2020

19.

Trying to send my wife a text but can’t find an emoji of an eggplant wearing a facemask

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 17, 2020

20.

Stood (a safe distance) in line behind an anxious looking older couple at the shop today. Just before checking out, the man said to his wife, “oh! darling, do you require chocolate?”, to which she replied “I always do, don’t I, dear?”

Love in the time of coronavirus, indeed.

— Mikki Brock (@MikkiBrock) March 14, 2020

21.

My sister is a nurse and says coronavirus can live on metal surfaces longer so I should take off my wedding ring so I guess THIS BITCH IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) March 13, 2020

22.

either I need a coronavirus boyfriend or I need my extra monitor from my work desk. I can’t be expected to survive self quarantine without both

— Kinsey Grant (@KinseyGrant) March 13, 2020

23.

Wife: ugh some idiot bought all the toilet paper from our local Costco because of the coronavirus.

Me: [from inside my toilet paper fort] corona what now?

— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) March 12, 2020

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Via:: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/24-relatable-tweets-about-love-in-the-time-of-coronavirus_uk_5e747bf1c5b63c3b648dffab